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Perfect Solution to Gamer Drought

Perfect Solution to Gamer Drought

Emma Knox

     Like plastic surgery in Miss America, CBD is banned at professional gaming competitions because it gives people an unfair leg up. A substantial advantage that could greatly help someone win.

     In the world of sports, there are some controversies, some gray areas where something is a sport, but isn’t called a sport. Besides cheerleading and marching band, gaming falls in that gray area- it requires physical exertion and skill, and it competes against itself to provide entertainment. And nobody can deny: sports, especially professional ones, are taxing as hell. So gamers, undervalued and neglected as a kind of athlete, endure the same pressure and exhaustion as NFL players… but with less money and not nearly as much time off.

     Eighty percent of gamers eat or drink while playing… and I’d bet my ass the majority of those drinks and foods are energy-boosting. Energy drinks, soda, coffee, sugar-loaded snack cakes and pies. But those are short-lived substitutes for natural energy- quickly, they wear off and you feel worse than before, so you’re forced to drink more energy drinks, eat more Little Debbies… which, let’s face it, are not good for your health. It explains why professional gamers have a higher body fat percentage, less lean body mass, and less bone mineral content than the general public. The best, the perfect, substitute for these ineffectual options is CBD. It can keep your energy up, your mind focused, and (unlike frappuccinos) your body fat down.

     Furthermore, excessive gaming can cause depression, emotional suppression, lack of motivation, eye discomfort and focusing problems, blurry vision, headaches, carpal tunnel syndrome, and tendonitis… all of which (guess what?) can be helped with CBD! Since CBD is an anti-inflammatory, it can significantly reduce any physical pain (including headaches, etc); it keeps your eye on the prize (keeping you motivated and focused); and it’s similar to a natural antidepressant, steering your mind to better thoughts.

     Gamers tend to play for hours at a time, sometimes as often as all day, and need to keep not only themselves engaged, but (if streaming) their audience too. Coffee, aspirin, and loud music are all lousy band-aids… but CBD, The Unfair Advantage, is much more. You’ll find yourself gaming better, feeling better, living better. And with NobleCanni, you’ll find people dedicated to helping you do just that: not change or alter, but improve your lifestyle. Give yourself a leg up (you know you want to).

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Emma Knox

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