NobleCanni Series: (6) “Our Se7en”
Seven is the most magical number. Go ahead, ask anybody. Try a search engine if you like. There isn’t much argument to be made against it.
The most common “favorite number?” Seven.
The most common “lucky number?” Seven.
How many wonders of the world? Seven.
Which number represents a jackpot? Seven.
For religious people, too, seven is significant: in the Old Testament, God rested on the seventh day; in the New, the number seven symbolizes the unity of the Earth’s four corners and the Holy Trinity; in the Book of Revelation, there are seven churches, seven angels, seven seals, seven trumpets, and seven stars; in the Qur’an, there are seven heavens; in Hinduism, there are seven higher worlds and seven underworlds; in Buddhism, Buddha rose and took seven steps; et cetera.
There are seven chakras. There are seven virtues. There are seven continents. There are seven basic musical notes. Skin regenerates in seven days. There are seven days in a week. When rolling dice, seven has the highest probability. There are seven rows in the periodic table. The neutral pH value is seven.
We’re with the majority. Our favorite number is seven. It’s our lucky number. (Frankly, it’s your lucky number too (but we’ll get to that later).) We are our own jackpot.
At NobleCanni, we have a “seven philosophy,” listing seven key ingredients to everything we do (a secret look: one is good for humanity, another is ethical, a third win-win). We have seven different teams: HR, Creative Writing, Research/Content, PR, Business Development, Web Development, and Multimedia Design. We give a seven percent discount on every purchase made through NobleCanni. Seven percent of every purchase goes to a charity or cause we’re partnered with.
So really, since we’re providing everything to you under a seven-count noble philosophy, since you’re getting a seven percent discount, and since we’re helping you donate an additional seven percent of your purchase to charity, we’re giving you lots of good sevens… so seven can be your lucky number too. If it already is, then here you go! More incentive to make a positive change in your life through NobleCanni!
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is the shit.