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Don’t Let Your Bulldog Go Sour! Here’s How.

Don’t Let Your Bulldog Go Sour! Here’s How.

Emma Knox

     You have the Sourmug. The Wrinkle King. The Drool Parade. The very adorable, very goofy English Bulldog. You picked the breed because it’s the sweet, sleepy homebody who keeps your pillow wet (drool!), your house noisy (snores!), and you happy (all!). You picked them because they’re friendly, loyal, loving, and easygoing… not to mention low-maintenance! English Bulldogs, you were glad to find, aren’t prone to aggression, hyperactivity, stubbornness, or attitude- they’re pretty easy little angels. But then you found out how wrong you were. So you’re here, looking for a solution to your dog’s afflictions. And I’m here, answering you.

     Bulldogs, although docile and calm, have a tendency to uneasiness and separation anxiety. It’s like finding out the chill guy at work actually has anxiety… nobody knows quite what to do or say. They’re surprised. You’re surprised. You got a Bulldog, expecting a chill dog who hangs happily around the house, but got a chill dog who (yes, hangs happily around the house, but also) misses you terribly when you’re away. Now, your heart breaks whenever you leave because you know it breaks theirs once you’re gone. Aside from sedating them or staying home 24/7, there’s little you can do… except CBD.

     They’re also just as open to infection and disease as the rest of us… Except, like most dog breeds, is especially prone to one issue in particular; in the English Bulldog’s case, it is breathing problems. There isn’t much you can do to prevent your dog’s breathing problems from developing–after all, English Bulldogs are born with semi-compromised respiratory systems–but you can make the problems less severe and painful. As well, their wrinkles are very sensitive to irritation and infection… causing even more discomfort. Since CBD is an anti-inflammatory and a pain reliever, it naturally reduces the pressure and pain your pet is feeling without leaving a slew of side effects in its wake. It’s an answer that can last for the long term and won’t compromise anything about your sweet Bulldog.

     English Bulldogs are impossible not to like. They look like grumpy old men (the ones who charm everyone), drop like Sleeping Beauty (then snore like the seven dwarves), and act like wobbly little weirdos. They’re everything cute and eccentric about dogs, in one stubby-legged, wrinkly package. You can’t imagine your life without them. Without yours, at least. Your Bulldog is the coolest ornament you’ve ever gotten and you can’t bear to see him in any kind of pain, emotional or physical. And that’s why you need to buy your lovely dog CBD. It’s the perfect present. They’ll snort extra-loud and try their best to convey their thrill. You’ll be so glad you bought it, especially if you buy from us. Go with CBD. Keep your pup happy and fresh!

Emma Knox
Emma Knox

To read more of my work (or learn more about me), go to emmaknox.com.

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